3 posts tagged “meme”
I was tagged by my buddy will!
What was I doing 10 years ago?
ten years ago I was married to the former-missus-kat. a smaller, younger Jonas and I were still rolling around, albeit on another, different floor (with carpet of a similar color). I was working full time and I was also a full-time university student enjoying the summer before my last, most difficult, and yet best semester at arizona state. (dean's list)
What are 5 things on my to-do list for today?
1) do my timesheet. DONE
2) buy cat food. DONE
3) go to the gym. DONE
4) unpack. ... not...done..
5) answer this tag.. In progress!
Snacks I enjoy:
Your mom.
Things I would do if I were a billionaire:
...Your mom.
Places I have lived:
Phoenix
Tempe
Ahwatukee
Tempe
Pleasanton
Walnut Creek
San Francisco
Oakland
NASHVILLE!
Jobs I have had:
your mom
teriyaki girl
tutor
data entry monkey
tape rotation monkey
Office Goddess
babysitter
housesitter
party entertainment
estee lauder salesgirl
sandwich maker (note: not sandwich artist)
sysadmin
Sun instructor
support at that horrible company for that horrible, corrupt, sickening, disgusting evil man i hope he loses an eye.
internal support
switch i-can't-believe-its-not-tech
switch tech :)
i really feel like i've 'made it'... Dancing bear tagged me! tagged me rotten!
Fill in the blank. It can be as simple or elaborate as you'd like.
1. I can’t believe I’ve never…
been arrested or fired.
2. Every time I think about … I still cringe.
That time I blacked out in the Haight..
3. I wish I’d …when I had the chance.
moisturized more
4. I’ve never felt so out of place as when I…
go to baby showers.
5. … is my guiltiest pleasure.
Nailbiting/Britney Spears
6. I hope … knows how grateful I am for …
my family..... Everything.. life.. breath... love.. joy..
7. In my darkest hours, I secretly blame … for my dysfunction.
Religion
8. … changed my life forever.
Swing dancing
Tagging.. hmmmm
1. I've come to realize that my butt: is only 72% as terrible as I think.
2. I've come to realize that when I talk: I sound like I'm in highschool.
3. I've come to realize that, if I love someone (romantically; not family): I'm blind to any faults.
4. I've come to realize that I need: bacon on a semi-regular basis.
5. I've come to realize that I've lost: that bottle of pepper spray my old director gave me. Or was it mace? seems like a bad thing to misplace, right?
6. I've come to realize that I hate it when: people are overly formal in casual situations.
7. I've come to realize that if I'm drunk: I should not go out to eat.
8. I've come to realize that money: is going to be tight when i'm an old person.
9. I've come to realize that: someone probably deleted a word in this one.
10. I've come to realize that I'll always be: dieting.
11. I've come to realize that I have a crush on: Jenny Lewis.
12. I've come to realize that the last time I cried was: a really bad tuesday a few weeks ago.
13. I've come to realize that my cell phone: takes shitty pictures
14. I've come to realize that when I wake up in the morning: I have tons of energy!
15. I've come to realize that before I go to sleep at night: I like to put on chapstick.
16. I've come to realize that right now I am thinking about: only normal, healthy, non-breathing related minutae!
18. I've come to realize that when I get on Vox: I am more social than in real life.
19. I've come to realize that today I will: have to drop off the recycling.
20. I've come to realize that tonight I will: watch LOST with the best man I've ever met.
21. I've come to realize that tomorrow I will: dread monday.
22. I've come to realize that I really want to: live in a house with a basement.
23. I've come to realize that the person who is most likely to repost this is: Crash-ma-tazz
24. I've come to realize relationships: are the reason I'm on this planet.
25. I've come to realize love: is what drives me to do almost everything.
26. I've come to realize my best guy friend(s): have known me for a long, long time.
27. I've come to realize my best girl friend(s): are going to be my friends until we'll old biddies.
28. I've come to realize food: is a weakness!
29. I've come to realize, when I'm a girlfriend: I like to take care of my boyfriend.
30. I've come to realize girls/boys: uhhh are.. smaller versions of women/men?
31. I've come to realize over the summer: I'm going to SF!!!
32. I've come to realize heartbreak: is never permanent.
