4 posts tagged “heart monitor”
copied from my reply to the parents:
It's off to the cardiologist I go. My first ever specialist-type doctor.
Breathing et al was not so good yesterday so I'm anxious to see this man and get this all wrapped up. For ease of access I've removed my own heart and it's there --> throbbing in a tupperware.
Oh beat, beat little heart. You've got quite a day ahead of you.
by Kat S.
So everywhere I'm standing is uphill. Over there ---> is downhill. If I go there, it is, miraculously, uphill.
Things are a lot shinier than you think.
My hands are icy. My lips will not move the way I expect, but it's ok, I forget words. Forgetting them saves me the trouble of sounding like I lost the title-fight, when I say them.
My right side is much heavier than my left side. This makes placing myself a little awkward.
Actually, it's just that my right side is facing always downhill, here in my apartment.
Actually, it's just that everything is sort of leaning right. Including my computer and vox, and everything I'm typing.
I'm kind of tired. I slept 10 hours last night. My heart didn't race all day, and I had a SUPERB workout tonight. My energy level was great.
My breathing is still off.
But i feel kind of ok. Did you know that beta blockers decrease symptoms of stage fright? of social anxiety disorder? Did you know that they can cause crazy dreams? Last night I dreamed Katherine Heigl was running for president, and she was putting on lipstick and said:
"I think it's ok if girls want to be naked once in a while"
Then she smiled, and the screen flashed to a pundit who said "And that's where she lost the race"
Just kidding. Just wanted to show you the new and improved cybernetic Jan Brady:
Electrodes are the new black, yo. These wires attach to my new best friend, my 24-hour heart monitor. It will monitor every skip and drip of my still-beating-heart.
The doc also gave me a breathing test (which I'm not sure I passed) and blood work. There's not much left to probe, so I hope they find something... (i'm a little protective of my brain and my ass).
Enjoy