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Merry christmas! or: dreams of cutting people open. Surgery dolls!

2009-12-25T23:21:22Z

SO this morning I woke up at 6 am to an alarm clock, because i had to do something quickly for work... 10 minutes later i was back in bed and HERE IS THE GOOD PART... I began having the most fantastic and vivid Sci Fi dream, about a compound hou...

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i don't have time for anything that's not changing my headlight or sleeping.. but..

2009-12-18T13:48:53Z

...but.... I would like to take this opportunity to celebrate my TWO NEW NEIGHBORS! who added ME, making me feel both Important and a little Self-Conscious (sorry about the mess... I've been.. away...) My Two New Neighbors are REAL PEOPLE! they ...

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now i lay me down...

2009-12-14T14:29:52Z

I like falling asleep, but i hate 'going' to sleep. falling asleep means i'm tired and comfortable, and i've found myself laying flat somewhere with time to sleep. falling asleep usually happens on the couch, on my fiance's lap, or in bed on top ...

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i got written up today...

2009-12-09T14:51:08Z

i wish i could even wish that i were at all sorry for what i said, but the fact is 'you can take it out of my babysitting money' so aptly describes, a) what i do and b) what you can do about it. i have a smart mouth. i know, because my mom ...

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i know why your kid can't read.. and it's not his vision.

2009-11-16T21:19:49Z

Your kid can't read because you don't care. because everything, and anything, is more important that getting him to his FREE, one-hour tutor session which is held at your place of business, which is also his after school program. Basically, p...

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1/2 + 1/2 = 26.2 (right?)

2009-11-15T17:24:04Z

I ran two half marathons, on consecutive saturdays. clarksville half marathon Nov 7: 2:34:48 nashville half marathon Nov 14: 2:33:31 What you will notice is, my supreme consistency. what you will notice after i point it out: i shaved 1:1...

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ISO: Bridge. (troubled water, i possess in quantity)

2009-11-13T04:19:46Z

Crash: hug for you me: gahhh i'm so fat right now Crash 132 do you believe this i was 125 like 6 weeks ago i want to die Crash: is it muscle? me: no it is HIDEOUS FAT Crash: baby katzen, no! omg how did it happen!? me: my clothe...

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QotD: Trapped in an Elevator

2009-10-22T20:08:02Z

Who would you most like to be stuck in an elevator with? that horrible man i used to work for.. Least like? ...witnesses.

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the conditions under which i will put away laundry

2009-10-22T16:13:09Z

Laundry is.. laundered. Dryer cycle has finished ...while i am standing in front of it and laundry is WARM.. WARM is good. nothing good is on TV nothing bad is on TV gmail is DOWN facebook is uninteresting vox is read/updated myspace spam is de...

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i think i've eaten a full cup of choco-covered espresso beans today.

2009-10-03T00:00:59Z

and i still managed a nap... OHhhh the freedom of a day-shift Friday! BF fiance and i are going to see a terrific show this weekend. It's a date! My hair is fabulous. It had a much-needed trim and all the color updated. I'm running a dan...

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