QotD: This Totally Freaks Me Out

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[this is donkeyrific] Well, I got caught in the elevator at the ASU library when I was, oh, 6 or 7. The elevator wasn't stuck or anything, the doors just closed before my mom, pushing my sister in her stroller, could get in after me. And the Door Open button was way up high where I couldn't reach it. I grip Lotus's hand like a nuclear powered vise when we get on elevators now. For years, I was afraid to get in them. When I was 9, my parents lied to me and told me my uncle got a new apartment in NYC on the ground floor because he knew I was afraid of the elevator (to be fair, the elevator in his apartment building is pretty scary, even to "normal" adults). He just moved because the rent was better. He's still in the same building, back on the 3rd floor again. He fixes up the apartments, then the land lord realizes he can charge 8 times as much for the apartment if he moves my uncle to another apartment. He pays around $800 a month for a two bedroom on the upper west side. Tell me that's fair. Anyway, point is, I was freaked out about elevators for a good long while. I think I was 18 before I got comfortable again, and I still get a little nervous in a full elevator.

And now, one sentence too many . . .

Could have cured all this a couple years earlier with some nasty sex a la Aerosmith.
Wow. Never heard of that.
I'm afraid of portmanteaus. Donkey-related ones, to be specific.
Wow. I thought I was the only freak. (I mean this is loving, supportive way, of course.)
Could have cured all this a couple years earlier with some nasty sex a la Aerosmith.

It's only nasty if the firemen show up.

I'm just going to leave my comment there.

ahhh love and support! I knew if i kept up with teh interwebs i'd run across it sooner or later... love and support right back at ya, kaffeine.. you know, one freak to another.

lava: i don't know what that is, but i think it's a type of mustache/sideburn combo and i don't get what it has to do with donkeys

sweet: i'm up later than you. oh yeah. and if you haven't already neighbored my friend White Roses, there's plenty more where that comes from:)

and will i would have replied to you but you were scrolled up :) yes i'm a freak. Kaffeine confirmed.
It's only nasty if the firemen show up.

And now . . .

Only if they join in.
And they're all female and not really firefighters, they're Playmates dressed up as firefighters... then Hugh Hefner calls you and tells you that he wants you to take over his job for him and show the world that Flavor Flav ain't shit.

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