i'm trip-trip-tripping on the bridge

Jan 12, 2007 at 2:28 AM
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It took me an hour and 20 minutes to drive from western addition to oakland. because the bay bridge is a steaming pile of dogshit, and the people who work on it are godless trolls, and the city planners are dumb as FUCKING STICKS.

i hate you, trolls, sticks, and shit. i hate you and there will be hell to pay*

*four-dollar toll.

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if i had a bridge, i'd only charge three fitty. but it would cross a moat with the loch ness monster, so it'd be kind of a tradeoff.

All city planners are morons. Doesn't matter where they are, or what sort of terrain they have to work with. They always choose to work diligently to solve last year's problem without a thought to what their asinine decisions do in creating next year's problem.

Ha! I read it as "four-dollar troll" and was marveling at the possibility of hooker trolls on the bay bridge.

kat >>/dev/null replied to peashelle’s comment:
Jan 12, 2007
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Four dollar troll. i am -definitely- using that. I'm already cataloguing the opportunities.

they raised the toll??

kat >>/dev/null replied to Justin’s comment:
Jan 14, 2007
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yes, 1/1/07. cali's a big place -- you should try reading a newspaper, watching the news, or even driving outside SF city limits sometime.

White Roses replied to kat >>/dev/null’s comment:
Jan 15, 2007
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I thought everyone lived in San Fran?!? San Fran is all there is north of LA!!!! ;)

Justin replied to kat >>/dev/null’s comment:
Jan 15, 2007
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my bad - I live in an insulated bubble and this blog is my sole infomational gateway to the outside world.

is there anything else I should know about? is the war over? (the Rosie/Donald Trump war I mean)

kat >>/dev/null replied to Justin’s comment:
Jan 15, 2007
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all you need to know is mary-kate is healthy at 82 lbs. but she's looking to drop a few for swimsuit season.

i'm trip-trip-tripping on the bridge

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